Hello Vagina, It's Me, Elaine

One of my only regrets in life is that I never used my vagina for EVIL.
I know lots of women out there are making BANK from that EVIL VAGINA. Look at all those Tiger Woods Ladies (whores with evil vagina's) out there. Living the life...
Yes, I still have my Vagina. And if I had enough ambition (and Jack would let me) I could probably score a 1968 single wide and a lifetimes worth of PBR!

One can only dream...