Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Hello Vagina, It's Me, Elaine

One of my only regrets in life is that I never used my vagina for EVIL.
I know lots of women out there are making BANK from that EVIL VAGINA. Look at all those Tiger Woods Ladies (whores with evil vagina's) out there. Living the life...
Yes, I still have my Vagina. And if I had enough ambition (and Jack would let me) I could probably score a 1968 single wide and a lifetimes worth of PBR!

One can only dream...

3 comments:

Unknown said...

I'd give a Bugatti Veyron and a case of Mumm's. The good Mumm's too, not the cheap stuff.

divine48 said...

I'm actually (and literally)sitting on a goldmine!

Crystal Child's Wench said...

Sorry I said anything... LOL